A Simple version of our Complex Life

A Simple Version of Our Complex life right from the beginning ....
So remember your first day on dis planet ? ( okay weird question i know but still you are trying to figure why that women is crying n that guy is so damn Happy holding you in his arms yup your Mom and Dad ! )

Actually things haven't changed much since den
hmmmm .... so lets have a quick look at how it started and where we are right now

So every human being right from his birth starts learning things and so did I ....
like I learnt the big difference between bed and washroom
and however similar toothpaste is with any face cream but u don't apply it on your face

Then soon u learn how to tie your shoes .... wen your mom is trying to teach you that in a more simpler way than your dad's sophisticated "nuclear bomb making technique" .... lol
Though somehow now you can tie your shoes on your own and I am assuming this part

And one day you are given option to choose your school for admission and next day you reach there with your parents (yes you are too little to go there by your own  little face little eyes little clothes little shoes and little ahem .... ).
You see there this guy sitting on the other side of the table on a cozy chair and you notice that big paperweight which u wanna touch and that bell and then those two pens Red n Blue (k k cum back from your visit to the Principal's desk ). Suddenly that guy on opposite side asks you "Kiddo what's your name" .... don't even try that"who the hell are you to ask me this" look .... because you certainly don't have any idea how this guy is gonna trouble you for next 12 years lol and yes it sounds weird when they ask your father's and mother's name when they are right there with you  .... but thanks to the rehearsals your mom and dad made you do last night back home for gazillion times And don't worry about "looking outside window and scratching your leg while answering Syndrome" because you are  gonna continue this till you are  out of  that place for ever  and hopefully you will take just 12 yrs if you are an average student .... and more than 12 if ya really devoted to studies .... though little different type
Congrats .... you are going to school from next day .... and don't look at those little kids who r crying while entering through the gate and waving back to their parents .... ohho i said donttttt .... awwww see i toldya na .... Ye Ye take your time wipe your nose and get in
So you are inside your class .... and yeah few classmates r still crying .... just ignore them  n to tell u .... this is not the right age to have crush on your teachers so we will not talk about that till 5th grade or till some real nice ass hot chick show stopper kinda mam crosses by .... ohh woops i forgot you are still far away from this lingo ahem ! apologies

OK now its time to have a real good look all around in your class .... n don't judge any girl by the size of bubble she can make using her nose because you never know how hot she cud be till your 10th grade  and don't even ever talk to that girl who just poked that miraculous bubble maker's nose  okay its getting dirty now because she shouldn't have licked it Yuck OK m done with Kinder Garten

SO now your class has got a number over it .... yup .... welcome to 1st (First) Standard .... you are still innocent and you have learnt so much by now .... okay fine not much but now you can at least recognize the letters A-Z in dis blog

(WARNING ! - don't call any of those 10th graders as "Uncle" .... they don't appreciate that )


To be continued ....